I flagrantly admit I don't care about Madonna, or her legacy, or her ability to 'reinvent' herself, or the power she seems to have over people to still make her interested in her. I don't really care for, or know much of her back catalogue. And I don't give a shit about Vogue.
So I didn't know about this collaboration with two of my favourite women in 21st Century music. Apparently, Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. know something about this Madonna lady that I don't. In fact whatever it is they feel towards her it has led them to deem it acceptable to be backing dancers for her.
To be fair, the Minaj and M.I.A. breakdowns are easily the highlight of this rather lacklustre pop song.
How amazing are those Adidas endorsed breasts!?